founding fathers are available for free as spokesman for anything. commercial, political or religious, messages and products. Although not necessary it’s a good idea to do a little back ground check to make sure the particular father you choose didn’t have conflicts with your message before pimping him out.

Reverend Lobot reads from Thomas Paine’s Age of Reason.

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Occupational discrimination, delayed by salesmans petty pitch, unintentionally frightening hotel desk clerk, humiliated by offended restaurant proprietor

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Journey through Jersey, An NFL gambling Middle Eastern gas Station attendant, Getting directions from ghost on Jersey highways, dining on crappy meals with bums at bus stops. walking at drive through restaurants

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what happens when you don’t plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you’ve never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no announcements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit wacky policy

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If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge. Will the worlds local bank lend you 7 cents? Doc Lobot calls the bank to inquire. Hide the loot, Johnny Rocko, George Baileys Bedford Falls sub prime meltdown, its a wonderful life on Wall street, Vigilante up a tree.Which tax payers will the police work for those who had a cured ham stolen or a motorcycle? what will the long term effects of tax cuts be?

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Its fast and affordable to make drastic alterations to yourself today. Elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, instant face lift tape or strings, man girdles, The gym is time consuming, learn how a plastic surgeon can carve a 6 pack out of your own body fat! A country grandpa gets confused, why do his brand new jeans come with holes in them. He calls Ralph Lauren to find out. Are you stereo typed as stupid because of your accent, take advantage of it in traffic court.

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This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI

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nubs farbs and phonies pay big money for their identities

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Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids

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Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

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