NY Post-Op Lobotomy » DocLobot

Mohawk School Part 1

DocLobot — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:22:07 +0000

what happens when you don’t plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you’ve never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no announcements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit wacky policy

I didnt see that coming

DocLobot — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 04:14:06 +0000

If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge. Will the worlds local bank lend you 7 cents? Doc Lobot calls the bank to inquire. Hide the loot, Johnny Rocko, George Baileys Bedford Falls sub prime meltdown, its a wonderful life on Wall street, Vigilante up a tree.Which tax payers will the police work for those who had a cured ham stolen or a motorcycle? what will the long term effects of tax cuts be?

I’m not who you think I am part three

DocLobot — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:21:23 +0000

Its fast and affordable to make drastic alterations to yourself today. Elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, instant face lift tape or strings, man girdles, The gym is time consuming, learn how a plastic surgeon can carve a 6 pack out of your own body fat! A country grandpa gets confused, why do his brand new jeans come with holes in them. He calls Ralph Lauren to find out. Are you stereo typed as stupid because of your accent, take advantage of it in traffic court.

I’m not who you think I am part two

DocLobot — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:48:45 +0000

This American After Life, Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI

I’m not who you think I am part one

DocLobot — Sat, 15 May 2010 02:40:13 +0000

nubs farbs and phonies pay big money for their identities

Tattology

DocLobot — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:02:22 +0000

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids

The Five Gig Rally

DocLobot — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:24:38 +0000

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

CITI APE

DocLobot — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:46:25 +0000

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal

iMex

DocLobot — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:36:14 +0000

Doc Lobot makes and inquiry to iAT&T to see if the rep will release a fictitious customers private information to him. at&t wont give the records but they do encourage him to pursue the spying.

2008 High Light Reel

DocLobot — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:02:42 +0000

This is for all the patients who couldnt manage one download per month and missed their treatment. I crammed highlights from the entire 2008 season into one show. I hope it will give some relief to the needy.