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Author: DocLobot

Member Since: 2010-02-16 04:02:19
Website: http://www.nypostoplobotomy.com/

Posts by DocLobot:

I’m not who you think I am part two

June 22nd, 2010 by DocLobot

This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI

police blotter: most wanted

June 22nd, 2010 by DocLobot

NYPD is requesting the immediate removal of the following individuals  for obstruction of yuppification process

1.  Exterminator Dude      2. The Gowanus canal mutant, baby and their bear.

I’m not who you think I am part one

May 14th, 2010 by DocLobot

nubs farbs and phonies pay big money for their identities

blue school rule

March 14th, 2010 by DocLobot

Theres something familiar about this graph http://www.statemaster.com/

what else do 22 of the top 25 states have in common?

Look at the map below…………..its the 2008 general election results map.

for clear image   http://nypostoplobotomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/deal-or-blue-deal.jpg

Tattology

August 2nd, 2009 by DocLobot

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids


The Graduate Student

July 29th, 2009 by DocLobot


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The average NY Post reader is like Ruperts voodoo doll wouldnt you say? Well theres probably a better way to describe the relationship between Rupert and his readers. Well its just a sloppy way to tie in voodoo and the NY Post-Op Lobotomy Program because I have a voodoo story for this episode.  Something I did for http://welltoldtales.com/go have a poke around over there, maybe something else you like.

video related to the previous post

May 12th, 2009 by DocLobot

The Five Gig Rally

May 11th, 2009 by DocLobot

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

The Cat Had It Coming

May 4th, 2009 by DocLobot

The Cat Had It Coming a jealous tough guy kills his girlfriends declawed cat in self defense. The ny post says whats the big deal the cat deserved to be beaten to death. Some fiction demonstrates what usally follows such pet murders.

CITI APE

March 9th, 2009 by DocLobot

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal



iMex

January 12th, 2009 by DocLobot

Doc Lobot makes and inquiry to iAT&T to see if the rep will release a fictitious customers private information to him. at&t wont give the records but they do encourage him to pursue the spying.

2008 High Light Reel

January 2nd, 2009 by DocLobot

This is for all the patients who couldnt manage one download per month and missed their treatment. I crammed highlights from the entire 2008 season into one show. I hope it will give some relief to the needy.

The Key Food Fighters

December 21st, 2008 by DocLobot

He’s no longer a NY Giant but Plaxico Burress is still in a blue uniform.
Ny Giant fans are fuming at Mayor Bloomberg for wanting the book thrown at Plax. Fans place Plax above the law as long as hes playing well. Alfort Von Dongle interviews Plax at his new job. A closer look reveals fans are all to willing to commit murder for thier team. bonuses whislteman and guitarman

Pentagon Productions Part 2

November 12th, 2008 by DocLobot

Go inside the Pentagon studio for a peek at the making of Crisis in the Straights. Coney Island fisherman catch a terrorist scuba diver and foil an Iranian terror plot to destroy the famous Cyclone roller coaster. Larry Lo in the metro traffic chopper.

Sol on the Issues

November 2nd, 2008 by DocLobot

Sol from the NY PostOp Lobotomy Program follows up where Sal from the Howard Stern Show left off. He interviews guidos and rednecks on Staten Island and in Virginia.

Pentagon Productions Part 1

October 29th, 2008 by DocLobot

a review of the box office blunders, movies and scripts that have been produced by the pentagon in recent years. B A thinks he can help the pentagon produce better fiction. he makes an inquiry about employment opportunities.

Swift Bros For Truth

September 1st, 2008 by DocLobot

Its confirmed…. Karl Rove is assisting the McCampaign. Swift Bros for Truth expose the white man inside Obama. A rare moment for B.A. when he is not negative, he shares his idea for a free life insurance policy and gets feed back. An experiment in economics.

The Atomic Cyst

August 6th, 2008 by DocLobot

A NY PostOp Lobotomy patient tells the doctor about his solution for Iraq, to bring the Mafia in. To talk or not to talk to your enemy’s , that question is still being asked , and answered by some. Who benefits from terror? Bush talks about Nazi Tacks, and B.A. talks about the Atomic Cyst, NY Post columnist Amir Taheri. Senators Obama and McCain fight a knife wielding terrorist in downtown Brooklyn.

NYC Apple store iPhonatics interviewed

July 13th, 2008 by DocLobot

New York, NY Apple flag ship store 58th st and 5th ave. iPhone 2.0 Iphonatics interviews.  at&t, Apple, NYC, fan boys

Kung Fu Terrorist

May 3rd, 2008 by DocLobot

The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.

Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.

A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.
Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League)  as teams prepare for the upcoming season.

UFO’s and Ghost

March 9th, 2008 by DocLobot

Who would you think is more of a whack job, one who sees ghosts or one who sees UFO’s? Which do you think is more likely to exist?

George W Bush admits he sees ghosts and not just the holy ones.
Dennis Kucinich admits seeing a UFO. Is it reasonable to suggest that Darwinist are more likely to believe in the possibility of UFO’s and Creationist are likely to believe in Ghosts?

Omar talks to Tom Brady about the super bowl loss and his upcoming
( Battle of the Bill Board Bulge ) against international celebrity, sometimes soccer player David Beckham !

Short Men Not Allowed

February 5th, 2008 by DocLobot

The NY Post explains why a short Jewish guy cant be elected, then Rudy, Hillary and Bloomberg  have a debate, sponsored by WHAC news.

Rudy’s Parade

January 20th, 2008 by DocLobot

President Giuliani returns to his home town for the 2012 St Patrick’s day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd.

Revolitionary Prez

January 10th, 2008 by DocLobot

Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.