what happens when you don’t plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you’ve never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no announcements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit wacky policy
Author: DocLobotMember Since: 2010-02-16 04:02:19
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If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge. Will the worlds local bank lend you 7 cents? Doc Lobot calls the bank to inquire. Hide the loot, Johnny Rocko, George Baileys Bedford Falls sub prime meltdown, its a wonderful life on Wall street, Vigilante up a tree.Which tax payers will the police work for those who had a cured ham stolen or a motorcycle? what will the long term effects of tax cuts be?
Its fast and affordable to make drastic alterations to yourself today. Elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, instant face lift tape or strings, man girdles, The gym is time consuming, learn how a plastic surgeon can carve a 6 pack out of your own body fat! A country grandpa gets confused, why do his brand new jeans come with holes in them. He calls Ralph Lauren to find out. Are you stereo typed as stupid because of your accent, take advantage of it in traffic court.
Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy
Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.
Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.
A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so
he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.
Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids
Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.
He’s no longer a NY Giant but Plaxico Burress is still in a blue uniform.
Ny Giant fans are fuming at Mayor Bloomberg for wanting the book thrown at Plax. Fans place Plax above the law as long as hes playing well. Alfort Von Dongle interviews Plax at his new job. A closer look reveals fans are all to willing to commit murder for thier team. bonuses whislteman and guitarman
A NY PostOp Lobotomy patient tells the doctor about his solution for Iraq, to bring the Mafia in. To talk or not to talk to your enemy’s , that question is still being asked , and answered by some. Who benefits from terror? Bush says Nazi Tacks bad, the (Atomic Cyst) NY Post columnist Amir Taheri says Bush attacks good. Senators Obama and McCain fight John’s campaign adviser. Who is disguised as a knife wielding terrorist in downtown Brooklyn.
The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.
Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.
A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.
Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League) as teams prepare for the upcoming season.
Dennis Kucinich admits seeing a UFO. Is it reasonable to suggest that Darwinist are more likely to believe in the possibility of UFO’s and Creationist are likely to believe in Ghosts?
Omar talks to Tom Brady about the super bowl loss and his upcoming
( Battle of the Bill Board Bulge ) against international celebrity, sometimes soccer player David Beckham !
Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.