President Giuliani returns to his home town for the 2012 St Patrick’s day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd.

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Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.

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