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July 15th, 2010 by admin

This photo was taken on 58th st & 5th ave beside the Apple flagship store a few days after the iPhone 4 went on sale. A few possibilities come to mind.

1. They were used as extras in the lines to increase the crowd size and hype demand.

2. They are Apple fanboys who simply waited in line to long and rigamortis set in.

3. They were devoted employees from the genuis bar who volunteered for an experiment to fix the infamous antenna ground loop reception problem that went horribly wrong.

4. They are the next gen iPeople like the ones that Steve has around his crib for ego lifting.

I’m not who you think I am part two

June 22nd, 2010 by DocLobot

This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI

police blotter: most wanted

June 22nd, 2010 by DocLobot

NYPD is requesting the immediate removal of the following individuals  for obstruction of yuppification process

1.  Exterminator Dude      2. The Gowanus canal mutant, baby and their bear.

I’m not who you think I am part one

May 14th, 2010 by DocLobot

nubs farbs and phonies pay big money for their identities

blue school rule

March 14th, 2010 by DocLobot

Theres something familiar about this graph http://www.statemaster.com/

what else do 22 of the top 25 states have in common?

Look at the map below…………..its the 2008 general election results map.

for clear image   http://nypostoplobotomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/deal-or-blue-deal.jpg

Tattology

August 2nd, 2009 by DocLobot

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids


The Graduate Student

July 29th, 2009 by DocLobot


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The average NY Post reader is like Ruperts voodoo doll wouldnt you say? Well theres probably a better way to describe the relationship between Rupert and his readers. Well its just a sloppy way to tie in voodoo and the NY Post-Op Lobotomy Program because I have a voodoo story for this episode.  Something I did for http://welltoldtales.com/go have a poke around over there, maybe something else you like.

video related to the previous post

May 12th, 2009 by DocLobot

The Five Gig Rally

May 11th, 2009 by DocLobot

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

The Cat Had It Coming

May 4th, 2009 by DocLobot

The Cat Had It Coming a jealous tough guy kills his girlfriends declawed cat in self defense. The ny post says whats the big deal the cat deserved to be beaten to death. Some fiction demonstrates what usally follows such pet murders.