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blue school rule

March 14th, 2010 by DocLobot

I always suspected this but never bothered to check the facts….. looking at   http://www.statemaster.com/ With remarkable  clarity the more people with advanced educations the bluer the state.  The 2004 election maps is even more consistent. No more words are necessary just look…….download this  graph and zoom in if the image  below is to small.

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Tattology

August 2nd, 2009 by DocLobot

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids


The Graduate Student

July 29th, 2009 by DocLobot


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The average NY Post reader is like Ruperts voodoo doll wouldnt you say? Well theres probably a better way to describe the relationship between Rupert and his readers. Well its just a sloppy way to tie in voodoo and the NY Post-Op Lobotomy Program because I have a voodoo story for this episode.  Something I did for http://welltoldtales.com/go have a poke around over there, maybe something else you like.

The Five Gig Rally

May 11th, 2009 by DocLobot

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

The Cat Had It Coming

May 4th, 2009 by DocLobot

The Cat Had It Coming a jealous tough guy kills his girlfriends declawed cat in self defense. The ny post says whats the big deal the cat deserved to be beaten to death. Some fiction demonstrates what usally follows such pet murders.

CITI APE

March 9th, 2009 by DocLobot

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal



iMex

January 12th, 2009 by DocLobot

Doc Lobot makes and inquiry to iAT&T to see if the rep will release a fictitious customers private information to him. at&t wont give the records but they do encourage him to pursue the spying.

2008 High Light Reel

January 2nd, 2009 by DocLobot

This is for all the patients who couldnt manage one download per month and missed their treatment. I crammed highlights from the entire 2008 season into one show. I hope it will give some relief to the needy.

The Key Food Fighters

December 21st, 2008 by DocLobot

He’s no longer a NY Giant but Plaxico Burress is still in a blue uniform.
Ny Giant fans are fuming at Mayor Bloomberg for wanting the book thrown at Plax. Fans place Plax above the law as long as hes playing well. Alfort Von Dongle interviews Plax at his new job. A closer look reveals fans are all to willing to commit murder for thier team. bonuses whislteman and guitarman

Pentagon Productions Part 2

November 12th, 2008 by DocLobot

Go inside the Pentagon studio for a peek at the making of Crisis in the Straights. Coney Island fisherman catch a terrorist scuba diver and foil an Iranian terror plot to destroy the famous Cyclone roller coaster. Larry Lo in the metro traffic chopper.