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Reverend Lobot

September 16th, 2012 by admin

founding fathers are available for free as spokesman for anything. commercial, political or religious, messages and products. Although not necessary it’s a good idea to do a little back ground check to make sure the particular father you choose didn’t have conflicts with your message before pimping him out.

Reverend Lobot reads from Thomas Paine’s Age of Reason.

Capt’n Morgan subway performer

September 19th, 2011 by admin

audience reaction is special, his song latest for 2 stops and he collected as many dollars for his efforts.

Mohawk School Part Three

August 9th, 2011 by admin

Occupational discrimination, delayed by salesmans petty pitch, unintentionally frightening hotel desk clerk, humiliated by offended restaurant proprietor

Mohawk School pt2

July 14th, 2011 by admin

Journey through Jersey, An NFL gambling Middle Eastern gas Station attendant, Getting directions from ghost on Jersey highways, dining on crappy meals with bums at bus stops. walking at drive through restaurants

No hard hat = Pipe wrench lobotomy @ 3:25

June 25th, 2011 by admin

Mohawk School Part 1

June 21st, 2011 by DocLobot

what happens when you don’t plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you’ve never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no announcements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit wacky policy

I didnt see that coming

February 8th, 2011 by DocLobot

If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge. Will the worlds local bank lend you 7 cents? Doc Lobot calls the bank to inquire. Hide the loot, Johnny Rocko, George Baileys Bedford Falls sub prime meltdown, its a wonderful life on Wall street, Vigilante up a tree.Which tax payers will the police work for those who had a cured ham stolen or a motorcycle? what will the long term effects of tax cuts be?

I’m not who you think I am part three

August 9th, 2010 by DocLobot

Its fast and affordable to make drastic alterations to yourself today. Elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, instant face lift tape or strings, man girdles, The gym is time consuming, learn how a plastic surgeon can carve a 6 pack out of your own body fat! A country grandpa gets confused, why do his brand new jeans come with holes in them. He calls Ralph Lauren to find out. Are you stereo typed as stupid because of your accent, take advantage of it in traffic court.


July 15th, 2010 by admin

This photo was taken on 58th st & 5th ave beside the Apple flagship store a few days after the iPhone 4 went on sale. A few possibilities come to mind.

1. They were used as extras in the lines to increase the crowd size and hype demand.

2. They are Apple fanboys who simply waited in line to long and rigamortis set in.

3. They were devoted employees from the genius bar who volunteered for an experiment to fix the infamous antenna ground loop reception problem that went horribly wrong.

I’m not who you think I am part two

June 22nd, 2010 by DocLobot

This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI